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Forget R. Kelly, This Guy Was Actually Trapped in a Closet and Live Tweeted His Escape

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Here's Your Chance to Taste George Washington's Recipe for Beer

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The Internet Is Scrambling to Figure out What a Mazel Tov Cocktail Is

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If These People Offer Tips on Wrapping Presents, Pass

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This Christmas One Family is Going For a Real Elf on a Shelf (and it's a Perfect Mix of Genius and Creepy)

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#HeterosexualPrideDay Is Being Celebrated Today and the Internet Is Not on Board

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Apparently Trump's Immigration Policy and "Make America Great Again" Had a Baby, it's This "Make Mexico Great Again Also" Hat

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This Woman's Yelp Review of Her Past Dates Are All You Need to Know to Find the Perfect Romantic Venue

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This Woman's Texts From Her Mother are So Supportive, Everyone Wanted to See if Their Mother Would Be as Supportive

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Can You Correctly Identify These Wrongly Named Pokémon?

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This Mother/Daughter Duo Bond Over Text Trying to Find Tampons and Smashing the Patriarchy

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The Internet Responds to a Blog Post About How to Talk to Women Wearing Headphones With Many More Hilarious Pickup "Tips"

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YouAreDogNow Will Find the Perfect Picture of You as a Dog

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Twitter Generously Offered Up Some Realistic Plot Lines For a Jurassic World Sequel #RealJurassicParkProblems

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The Real Moral of 'The Little Mermaid' Is That Everyone Needs a Good Lawyer

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Twitter Coming Together to #SaveNelly By Streaming 'Hot in Here' is Everything Exactly Right With Internet

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