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Who said buying likes/comments/shares was a waste of marketing? Just toss up a video showing your fans the cold hard cash and you're social media strategy is set!

Don't take it too personally though, ladies. Why, you ask? The Husband page only has 4063 likes (as of when I checked).

Ahh, 21st century love. Petter Kverneng of Straumen, Norway is the latest example in a long list of people whose fate has been left up to that little "Like" button. Kverneng posted the photo in the afternoon on January 17, 2013. A little less than 24 hours later, the photo bombed its way to 1.1 million likes on Facebook. One commenter on the photo astutely pointed out that there are women out there who would like to have sex for way less than a million Facebook likes. Seriously bro, just go to a bar or join a yoga class or something...

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