In light of yesterday's Twitter drama between Calvin Harris and Taylor Swift, people have been flocking to T-Swift's Instagram account to drop a snake emoji.
All Calvin Harris wanted to do is be left alone, but once Katy Perry entered the picture things have BLOWN UP.
Now, even though this was the opposite of what Calvin Harris wanted with his tweets, fans are being forced to choose between Team Calvin or Team Swift.
Aptly enough, he goes by mr.dick_pic on Instagram, and his feed is full of... colorful pictures of his genitals. If you want to ruin your favorite nostalgic Saturday morning characters, feel free to check out more.
Hat tip to The Daily Dot.
Madonna recently posted this gem of a pic to Instagram sporting lacy lingerie and a near-closeup of her hairy pits. Perhaps this is a deliberate encore to her recent photo of herself dressed like Daenerys Targaryen from Game of Thrones. It's just like Madonna to one-up herself. Kudos!
Exactly why she's hashtagged this "art for freedom" like it's some sort of revolutionary act is anybody's guess - because nobody has taken a stand against typical norms of feminine body hair, and certainly not anybody from the heady days of 60s and 70s feminist thought. Regardless, good on you I guess? Now to wait on the dozen think-pieces and overblown reactions over some hair that nobody really cares about!
Purportedly, One Direction means something to some people.
So when The Cute One/The Bad Boy/The Muslim One Zayn Malik announced he was leaving mega-popular 1D, the earth stopped on its axis and the nuclear winter that descended reflected the insides of our souls.
Here's what that looked like on social media:
