Good grief, it's terrifying Halloween costumes!
The Today Show thought it would be a good idea to ruin Peanuts characters forever by dressing up hosts as life-size, super realistic versions of the comic strip.
Here is the nightmare fuel people were unjustly subjected to.
It's #HalloweenTODAY, Charlie Brown! Watch the TODAY gang reveal their Halloween costumes!
https://t.co/BFZWhkypPd
— TODAY (@TODAYshow) October 30, 2015
The American people were clearly traumatized.
Nothing is more upsetting or a worse idea- historical atrocities included - than the Today show anchors dressed up like Peanuts characters.
— Julie Klausner (@julieklausner) October 30, 2015
I was worried I was incapable of being terrified by films or TV anymore. Then I saw the TODAY show cast in their PEANUTS make-up. #purefear
— DrewAtHitFix (@DrewAtHitFix) October 30, 2015
Shame on you, Today Show.
The famed horror writer who gave you "Goosebumps" as a kid, R.L. Stine, took to Twitter Tuesday to write a brand new short story just in time for Halloween… 140 characters at a time.
Before you read on, however, beware that you may never eat an egg salad sandwich again.
I am going to try to write a story live on Twitter now. The story is called "What's In My Sandwich?"...
— R.L. Stine (@RL_Stine) October 29, 2014
People call me a loser, but that's going to change. I was in a little diner downtown and I ordered an egg salad sandwich…
— R.L. Stine (@RL_Stine) October 29, 2014
..I was about to bite down on it when I noticed something moving in the egg salad. Was I imagining it? No…
— R.L. Stine (@RL_Stine) October 29, 2014
..I saw a hairy, three-fingered claw push a clump of egg out of the way. I saw two round black eyes. A fur-covered face…
— R.L. Stine (@RL_Stine) October 29, 2014
Read the rest of the story on R.L. Stine's twitter page.