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It's safe to say that whatever the final quality of said speech, said student will not have learned anything about journalism, independent research, public speaking, ethics, grammar, spelling, or possibly even Google.
Giving a friend the play-by-play of a friend's African safari slideshow yields the best response ever.
Up above here you can see Kim Kardashian's Instagram post. Suspiciously, the same photo is on a free wallpaper website. Whoops?