Via Dumpaday
friendzone
What is this? What devilry hath this man wrought to bring about this occasion? Arcane magic? A pact with Satan? We may never know...
Via mitchberghini
A Twitter user apparently found this "nice" note taped up around town. Go ahead and read it, we'll wait....
Ladies? Do you feel safer now knowing this guy is somewhere out there?
It turns out that almost no one feels that way:
via @Hell3Quin, @mitchberghini, @BigHairyMarty, @scatterkeir, @AgentAnnK
But hey, there's hope! Judging by those horrified Twitter responses, there are many men out there who know respect, rather than offering to "crush the life" out of someone, is the best way to make a woman feel safe.
