friendzone

A Twitter user apparently found this "nice" note taped up around town. Go ahead and read it, we'll wait....

Ladies? Do you feel safer now knowing this guy is somewhere out there? 

It turns out that almost no one feels that way:


via @Hell3Quin, @mitchberghini, @BigHairyMarty, @scatterkeir, @AgentAnnK

But hey, there's hope! Judging by those horrified Twitter responses, there are many men out there who know respect, rather than offering to "crush the life" out of someone, is the best way to make a woman feel safe.  

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