faith

Darwin's birthday is actually in February. If the "law" of natural selection were correct, we'd have died as a website long ago by being beaten to the punch by competitors. But we're still around. CHECKMATE ATH3T1TS.

Worried, Christians? Here's a solution! During communion, serve chocolate chip cookies instead of those bland wafers! That idea was free, Benedict-and-other-religious-leaders, but there's plenty more where it came from. You know where to find me.

Getting drunk and sodomy is way cooler than just walking around talking about good deeds.