Worried, Christians? Here's a solution! During communion, serve chocolate chip cookies instead of those bland wafers! That idea was free, Benedict-and-other-religious-leaders, but there's plenty more where it came from. You know where to find me.
Darwin's birthday is actually in February. If the "law" of natural selection were correct, we'd have died as a website long ago by being beaten to the punch by competitors. But we're still around. CHECKMATE ATH3T1TS.
