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It's time to get some exercise. Stretch those legs, get yourself going today, don't let yourself become one with the couch. Enjoy some of these hilarious high-tempo puns and jokes that will have you gasping for breath.
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New homeowner refuses to give up parking spot to neighbor's nanny, neighbor gets even by reporting his fence to the HOA: 'I'm really not thrilled about your lack of consideration for my basic request'
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Entitled high school students refuse to help teammate with their group science project, teammate decides they would rather fail than do the project alone: ‘The most satisfying failing grade in my entire life’
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‘It wasn’t long before…': Job only allowed employees to ‘clock in’ by calling on the office phone, employees retaliate by leaving 90-second voicemails every time
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Karen manager demands IT technician take business server offline during business hours, despite technician's protests, gets the order in writing before complying: ‘Within 15 minutes, the office was in chaos. The CFO stormed into my office’
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‘This is my private driveway. Thanks!’: Neighbor parks their car in the middle of a nearby resident's driveway for the third time in one week, then disposes of a polite note that the resident delivered asking them to stop
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