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It's time to get some exercise. Stretch those legs, get yourself going today, don't let yourself become one with the couch. Enjoy some of these hilarious high-tempo puns and jokes that will have you gasping for breath.

Calories Aren't the Only Thing He's Burning

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So Much for That New Year's Resolution

Via jreenfin

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How Does This Happen?

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Grammar Matters, Kids!

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A Good Exercise Plan Gone Wrong

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CHECKMATE ATHEISTS

Created by JezkaTheChiz

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Running Does the Body Good

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Too Much Food for Thought

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I Hate Sleep-Saving-The-World-With-Magical-Critters

Created by Cheechlez15

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You're Going to be so Healthy After This One

Created by Unknown

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Exercise

Created by norwegiantwin

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Facebook, You Devil You!

Created by kida97

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Raising the Bar on Bar Names

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Telling Her What She's Doing is Useless Isn't Being Supportive?

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Sometimes I Do Two Marathons in a Row

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Tellin' It Like It Is

Created by Unknown

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