Some folks say the best way to remedy dark and troubling times is through laughter, and I'll be damned if this comedy writer isn't applying the philosophy to sweet perfection. Let's just say that yesterday's golden shower news
gave her a lot of material to work with.
A surrogate for Donald Trump went on CNN to talk about the imagery in a Jay Z video. It sounds like a great video, people were throwing "Mazel Tov Cocktails" around, according to Scottie Nell Hughes. This left the people of the internet asking, "What exactly is a Mazel Tov Cocktail, and can I have the recipe?"
During the Republican debate, candidates devolved into a literal penis measuring contest. Here's a video of a choice clip of Donald Trump defending his size because as Americans, that's the kind of thing that's important to us when choosing a leader.
This lead to the creation of the "Girthers" movement, a pun on the "Birthers" movement that plagued President Obama's campaign. So, at least something funny came out of it. Of course Twitter is awash with jokes (be prepared for a lot of "long form" puns).