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These unsuspecting, freshly roasted patrons all but walked themselves up to the chopping block on this one. What'd you expect the iconic, notoriously unforgiving TV personality with a thunderous hard-on for crushing optimistic souls to do? I mean, come on now.

Unfortunately, we're no strangers to the cursed food items that look like they're straight out of the underworld's kitchen. What is it that compels a human being to go and whip up an ungodly creation that seems to exist for the sole purpose of making everyone else feel queasy? We don't know. With that being said though, cursed food can be strangely captivating in its own right. Like, how did that dish get so dang gnarly?