From the submitter:
"Obviously one of my friends meant to send her comment to the earlier post about my wife being in the hospital, but the mistake was really good for a chuckle when I needed it."
Unfortunately, we're no strangers to the cursed food items that look like they're straight out of the underworld's kitchen. What is it that compels a human being to go and whip up an ungodly creation that seems to exist for the sole purpose of making everyone else feel queasy? We don't know. With that being said though, cursed food can be strangely captivating in its own right. Like, how did that dish get so dang gnarly?
So this guy knows that he's bad at cooking, absolutely hates cooking, but still insists on secretly adding stuff? That's some weird junk, man. It's like having a narcissistic spicy-salt gremlin lurking in your house. In terms of cooking themed childishness it's a little bit like this picky eater husband who demanded fancier meals.
Yeezus Christ. Just a quick life pro tip for any tragically lost soul out there, buut chicken not cooked through is a literal recipe for food poisoning disaster. There's this crazy thing called salmonella that a lot of us humans try and steer clear of, and that puke-inducing shittiness has a total knack for coming in on the wave of 'uncooked poultry'.