cooking

Assuming that you're relatively new to your place of work, you will now be forever known as "that guy" who would enjoy cooking and eating people if you aren't already into it. There are probably worse ways to alienate your coworkers, but I can't think of many.

Now that's a Pro Tip!

From the submitter:

"Obviously one of my friends meant to send her comment to the earlier post about my wife being in the hospital, but the mistake was really good for a chuckle when I needed it."