cooking

Yeezus Christ. Just a quick life pro tip for any tragically lost soul out there, buut chicken not cooked through is a literal recipe for food poisoning disaster. There's this crazy thing called salmonella that a lot of us humans try and steer clear of, and that puke-inducing shittiness has a total knack for coming in on the wave of 'uncooked poultry'.

These unsuspecting, freshly roasted patrons all but walked themselves up to the chopping block on this one. What'd you expect the iconic, notoriously unforgiving TV personality with a thunderous hard-on for crushing optimistic souls to do? I mean, come on now.