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Cookies are life. Especially if you're Cookie Monster. Take a dip and a nice big bite of these delicious cookie puns and jokes.
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Mom plans Disney World trip with family, only to regret inviting her overbearing in-laws, she demands husband uninvites them, he refuses: ‘They're coming for family time'
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Job candidate learns after 3 rounds of interviews that the salary for the position has decreased by $40,000: 'Thank you for wasting my time. I withdraw my application'
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15+ entitled house guests who overstayed their welcome: '[She] used the laundry machine more than 50 times in a single month'
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'Our apartment wasn't legal, the authorities wanted to demolish some walls': Roommate moves out early, refuses to use her $5000 deposit to cover her remaining rent, after failing to find a sublet once she discovers that her room is going to be bashed down
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Entitled family tries to cut the whole rental car line at the airport, traveler skewers them in front of everyone: '10 more groups of people have arrived after you and are now ahead of you!'
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