cookies

Cookies are life. Especially if you're Cookie Monster. Take a dip and a nice big bite of these delicious cookie puns and jokes.

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Karma's a Female Dog

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By Unknown
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Pedo Party

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By sam
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From the submitter:

I had a profile picture with me in party dresses at a cookie party with a few friends. Then, I got a message from my FRIEND'S DAD.

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Ever Have a Feeling it Was Going to Be a Good Day?

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Via Sam_Chili
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If Little Wafers of Bread Are the Body of Jesus, Then Chocolate Chip Cookies Are the Body of God

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Worried, Christians? Here's a solution! During communion, serve chocolate chip cookies instead of those bland wafers! That idea was free, Benedict-and-other-religious-leaders, but there's plenty more where it came from. You know where to find me.

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Mrs. Gingerbread Man Has No Reason to Wander

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By wcd9973
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Untitled

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By Unknown
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What Would MacGyver Do?

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By Lisa
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Someone Has Some Explaining to Do...

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By nventi
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Cookies Enabled

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By Unknown
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Conflict of Interest

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By fluhhh
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Aww shucks!

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Via AssEater247
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The Horror!

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By NouraP
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Trigintuple-Stuffed Oreos

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By Unknown
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Hide and Excrete

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By Friesian
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Never get between your coworker and his snack time.

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You'll Never See These Starbucks Polar Bear Cookies the Same Again

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Via fugaziozbourne
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The Biscotti send their regards.

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Give Me ALL the Thin Mints. ALL OF THEM.

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Via Brown Cardigan
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