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Cookies are life. Especially if you're Cookie Monster. Take a dip and a nice big bite of these delicious cookie puns and jokes.
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Employee confronts upper management for mishandling his schedule, boss refuses to be held accountable: 'They threatened to fire me if I expressed myself “that way” again.'
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Tenant dug out his own parking spot during snowstorm, he left briefly and returned to find it taken, so he parked the car in, sparking tension when confronted by neighbor's visitor who occupied parking spot: '[Says now] he knows my true colors'
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Business owner refuses to share the PIN to sensitive work documents with their employee: ‘I want things done legally and safely’
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18-year-old finds out her stepdad spent her $15,000 inheritance her grandmother left her for college on a motorcycle, aunt shows up for her with a lawyer: 'He'd be lucky if he only got sued…'
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Neighbor shovels snow from elderly resident's driveway every morning, decides to confront other neighbors for not offering to help too: ‘How would you feel if she was your mother?’
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