Cookies are life. Especially if you're Cookie Monster. Take a dip and a nice big bite of these delicious cookie puns and jokes.

Ever Have a Feeling it Was Going to Be a Good Day?

Via Sam_Chili

Cookies Enabled

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Created by Unknown
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The Great Grocery Store Cookie Debate of 2017 Is the Twitter War We Deserve

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If Little Wafers of Bread Are the Body of Jesus, Then Chocolate Chip Cookies Are the Body of God

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Created by Unknown

You'll Never See These Starbucks Polar Bear Cookies the Same Again

funny fail image you can't unsee Starbucks Polar Bear cookies with slit throats
Via fugaziozbourne

Hide and Excrete

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Created by Friesian

We Will Not Settle for Tagalongs in This House

Via Acid Cow

Give Me ALL the Thin Mints. ALL OF THEM.

Via Brown Cardigan

The <strike>Cake</strike>Cookie Is a Lie!

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Created by PoliticallySubject

The Horror!

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Created by NouraP

Aww shucks!

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Via AssEater247

Mrs. Gingerbread Man Has No Reason to Wander

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Created by wcd9973

Conflict of Interest

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Created by fluhhh


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Created by Tito

Trigintuple-Stuffed Oreos

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Created by Unknown

Cookies Are Hard, Let's Ask a Friend

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Created by Unknown
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