coffee

A whole lotta people had to piss their pants like instantaneously.

The life of a barista is a weird one. When every customer you have is someone who hasn't had their first coffee of the day, there's no knowing what kind of people can lumber in. Some take on the challenge and become a barista that's the living definition of chaotic good. Others just stand in awe and watch a 46-year-old woman drink 8 Red Bulls worth of caffeine in a single swig.

Can I get a collective slow clap round of applause for a Unicorn Frappucci-NO, or what?!