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Plz to check out more cats?

Seriously, isn't this the exact plot of a Looney Tunes episode?

Stay in your classroom and you'll be fine.

Okay, so it's a viral marketing ad for a candy bar, but we've been making jokes about Facebook for cats for so long that we NEED to make it a real thing. You have to admit that the threat of cat-on-cat violence IS very real, and "Meowbook" might be our only chance to bring about world kitty peace.

Better hope they don't use your grave as a litter box.

I tried naming my goldfish Grandma, but people got upset about the cat incident, and especially the toilet-related aftermath.