cat

You make a valid point about the hash tags, but have you considered that a cat is sitting on that man's head?

I can has a REAL relationship?

Seriously, isn't this the exact plot of a Looney Tunes episode?

Better hope they don't use your grave as a litter box.

Stay in your classroom and you'll be fine.

I tried naming my goldfish Grandma, but people got upset about the cat incident, and especially the toilet-related aftermath.