apps

Ethan is the app lets you anonymously message one Ethan Gliechtenstein, who will (time pending) send you a pithy response. Assuming he's not asleep.

The Kboard is a keyboard app you can download that handily removes all those unnecessary things from your current input device - like extra letters and things that aren't emoji. Because really, if you need more than "K," "Cool," and "lol," what kind of hip young millennial are you?

I can only imagine "GetBehindMeSatan.ly" was already taken.