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I'm sure you've all seen it, but just in case, this video has some big-people words in it. If you aren't like Honey Badger and get offended by such things, don't watch it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4r7wHMg5Yjg

Paula Deen is in hot water again after recently tweeting the above image. It has since been removed, probably so Bobby Deen can apply some bronzer to his hands so they match his face.

Skip to around 1:30 to get to the accidental purchase! God bless one-click shopping!

They're just going to sneak in here and make a few minor changes if that's all right with you... who are we kidding? We don't care if it's all right with you!

Sexual consent is something that you should always get from your partner before you bang. But is an app really the best way to go about getting it?

For starters, talk about a moodkiller. "Here, before we go any further, let me have you complete this form on my phone. So hawt."

Second, if someone is "pretty wasted," as one of the app's sobriety options reads, are they going to truthfully report said sobriety while they're drunk, knowing full well that marking "pretty wasted" kills the consent process? If you're drunk and ready, you're drunk and ready, and your phone yapping at you saying that you don't give consent is only liable to piss you off, not stop what you're about to do.

Third, if one party does in fact revoke consent mid-sex, what are you doing to do? Pull out your phone again and change your answer from "I'm Good2Go" to "No, Thanks?"

Fourth, tying into the last point, what is the app actually meant to accomplish from a legal perspective? How is someone going to prove that they revoked consent when they originally put "I'm Good2Go" at the start of the encounter?

"You see, Your Honor, I know I said that I was Good2Go, but then I changed my mind and was Bad2Go like five minutes in!" "Too bad! The app says you were Good2Go and that's it! Case closed!"

Last, but perhaps not least, I can barely type my lock screen password in while I'm drunk. Am I really going to be able choose consent, choose my (truthful) sobriety level, put in my phone number and create a password all as quickly as they claim you can? Unlikely.

All in all, sexual consent isn't just a good idea: it's mandatory. End of story. But bringing in a confusing app complete with phone numbers, passwords, and dubious legal authority might not be the best way to get it.

Plus it just ends up reminding me of this:

UPDATE: Wal-Mart has security footage proving that most of these details are not true.

Or do you?

Watch U.S. Olympic Weightlifter Mattie Rogers' fail from another angle:

A video posted by Mattie Rogers 🍰 (@mattiecakesssss) on Mar 28, 2016 at 5:34pm PDT