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candle engrish flying Hot Air Balloon notice - 5840491776
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From the submitter:

"A wishing candle is a paper balloon with a wax block you light, it goes up, and voila. You make a wish for a deceased loved one.(hot air balloon but much smaller scale) we read the instructions, but we couldn't get past number 1. Maybe if I pick option 'open'."

deach motorcycle engrish motorcycle toy toys - 5954006016
By Nick K.
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Enlighten my IQ? Must be some motorcycle.

electronics engrish memory menory reader USB - 5982820864
By Emilius Maximillion
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Who needs brand name memory when you can get 'menory' at half the price.

China chinese engrish panda scarce sign - 6000829440
By Unknown
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Notice how it doesn't mention anything about Pandas losing their habitat or being hunted.

asia cotton engrish kids wear sign store - 6010139136
By Unknown
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Kids will make a mess, but latex clothing can be hosed down!

biggest box engrish mammal whale yan yan - 6031855104
By Alexa
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Whale, the world's biggesy mammal according to Yan Yan.