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So that's how you dance with an invisible woman!

WARNING: Some understandably saucy content.

The real fun begins around 2:17, when we see firsthand the consequences of pushing your girlfriend off of a cliff.

Hey gurl, how 'bout u let me jam my privatez all up in there.

You sir are the greatest contest winner in the history of the world.

Describing what you're doing in painfully technical terms does not equate to spicing up your love life.

WAS YOUR EX-BOYFRIEND A GIANT? He was a giant wasn't he. I KNEW IT.

We are human beings with brains, therefore men and women can be friends. Sounds like a solid defense to me.