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They will work. I promise.

Hey gurl, how 'bout u let me jam my privatez all up in there.

WARNING: Some mild saucy language ahoy.

The lesson here is to never go furniture shopping with your significant other in a giant, confusing Swedish warehouse, lest you want your relationship to end.

The real fun begins around 2:17, when we see firsthand the consequences of pushing your girlfriend off of a cliff.

There's nothing wrong with a little bit of land-snail loving.

Is it weird that'd I'd watch this show? No. Definitely not.

You probably shouldn't detail your greatest loves on your dating profile if you don't want your husband to completely destroy them.