By ToolBee
Valentines day
Wasn't yesterday just fanfuckintastic? A ton of lovedrunk, pie-eyed couples aspiring to realize their dreams of finally living out the rom-com movie they loved, and you loathed...madly running around for overpriced dinners, and budget-obliterating bottles of wine at tastefully overcrowded candlelit ristorantes (cause that's how you fancy spell restaurants, right) staffed by polished and meticulously groomed waiters that expect nothing less than the hefty kind of tip that'll send a man into a brothy sea of Top Ramen till next paycheck. Yeah, all rants aside. The 'holiday' is over, and these people brought their A game on Twitter when it came to expressing their 'Valentines Remorse' or lack thereof.
By Unknown
Valentine's Day is just around the corner, and romance is in the air. Use lines like this to woo whoever you're sweet on! And when it inevitably backfires on you, send us a video of them dumping you so we can post it here!
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By Unknown
By Unknown
On Feb. 14, Brucie NYC, a hip little Italian spot in Brooklyn's Cobble Hill neighborhood, will be serving dishes such as "Pink Is The Flavor" (scallop, monkfish torchon, grapefruit, beet, breakfast radish) and "Breastiny's Child" (veal breast braciole, pickled fig, sopresatta, goat yogurt), as well as a few Jay-Z inspired choices. (Oysters Rocafella, anyone? How about some Jay-Ziti?)
