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Valentines day
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Got nobody to keep you company this V-Day except your bottle of booze (I'm looking at you, Forever Aloners)? Then enjoy some boozey humor too over at After 12!
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On Feb. 14, Brucie NYC, a hip little Italian spot in Brooklyn's Cobble Hill neighborhood, will be serving dishes such as "Pink Is The Flavor" (scallop, monkfish torchon, grapefruit, beet, breakfast radish) and "Breastiny's Child" (veal breast braciole, pickled fig, sopresatta, goat yogurt), as well as a few Jay-Z inspired choices. (Oysters Rocafella, anyone? How about some Jay-Ziti?)
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Conan's prop master is here to teach you how to do Valentine's Day on a budget!
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It's a great measure of assurance to read through these botched attempts, full-fledged romantic fails, and know that there's gotta be someone out there having a worse time of that crazy little thing called love (on Valentine's Day, no less) than your sorry ass. If there's one Pro Tip that stuck out from the pack here, it's that you probably shouldn't opt for gifting the box of fire ants, bro. My best bet is that's the kind of gift that'll never fail to end up biting you in the ass.
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