twilight

Jerry, George, and Elaine are really gonna miss that restaurant.

She's a strong, independent vampire slayer who doesn't need a man!

Or just don't bother watching at all, whatever floats your boat.

Again, only with something that resembles emotion please.

When overemotional YouTuber nuttymadam3575 learned today that Kristen Stewart did in fact cheat on sort-of boyfriend Robert Pattinson with the older, married-with-children director Rupert Sanders, the Twilight fan turned to the Internet to berate the actress for her publicist-engineered heartfelt apology.

You won't believe it till you see it.

(Not Safe For Work -- KStew-directed expletives.)

[gawker]