twilight

Or just don't bother watching at all, whatever floats your boat.

And so the edits continue...

When overemotional YouTuber nuttymadam3575 learned today that Kristen Stewart did in fact cheat on sort-of boyfriend Robert Pattinson with the older, married-with-children director Rupert Sanders, the Twilight fan turned to the Internet to berate the actress for her publicist-engineered heartfelt apology.

You won't believe it till you see it.

(Not Safe For Work -- KStew-directed expletives.)

[gawker]

Again, only with something that resembles emotion please.

Aside from the sparkly vampires and airhead female leads, Twilight had some good characters too.

I think you may need a new religion. Try one that has moral codes/principles to start.