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HELL NO I DON'T SEND MIXED SIGNALS

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Get That Side Piece of Cake

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Knowing the Difference Will Save You a Ton of Drama

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You Know Your Date's Over When the Ground Tries to Swallow Your Car

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A Timeless Classic Retold for the Modern Era

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I Just Need MySpace

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You do You

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Gender Equality Means Science Doesn't Excuse Women From Testing Too!

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When You Ask the Internet a Subjective Question, Expect to Be Ridiculed (Especially When There is So Much Fake Tanner Involved)

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One Clever Girl Found the Best Use of Trump Dodging Questions Quotes, and You're Going to Want to Use it to Avoid Awkward Questions Too

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Ugh, You People With Your CONNECTIONS and Your FEELIGNS

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File Under: "Has Never Touched a Woman"

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Gloating Before Bloating

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Long Enough to Be Annoyed But Not So Long You Thing He's Dead?

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You've Baja Blasted Yourself Right into My Heart, Taco Bell

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What About Separate Blankets?

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