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You've Baja Blasted Yourself Right into My Heart, Taco Bell

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HELL NO I DON'T SEND MIXED SIGNALS

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How Dwayne Got Rock Hard

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I Just Need MySpace

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At Least Your Breakup Wasn't THIS Bad

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Gender Equality Means Science Doesn't Excuse Women From Testing Too!

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You're Not Good Enough to Deserve Those Towels

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Get That Side Piece of Cake

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Ugh, You People With Your CONNECTIONS and Your FEELIGNS

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Sue The Pants Off Them ;)

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They Only Offer That In-Store

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Anybody Looking for a Free Pet?

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No Thank You, That Game is Too Real

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This is What Things Would be Like in a Perfect World

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One Clever Girl Found the Best Use of Trump Dodging Questions Quotes, and You're Going to Want to Use it to Avoid Awkward Questions Too

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There's a Bit More Paperwork Involved

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