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HELL NO I DON'T SEND MIXED SIGNALS

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File Under: "Has Never Touched a Woman"

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This Wife's Sign For Her Husband's First Vegas Trip is #RelationshipGoals

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Reply 'Never, Neckbeard' to Stop Receiving Unwanted, Unprofessional Texts

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When You Ask the Internet a Subjective Question, Expect to Be Ridiculed (Especially When There is So Much Fake Tanner Involved)

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Know Your Limits in LIfe

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One Hot Pepperoni

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You're Not Good Enough to Deserve Those Towels

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Gender Equality Means Science Doesn't Excuse Women From Testing Too!

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Sue The Pants Off Them ;)

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Who Doesn't Remember Their First Baja-Blast-Soaked Smooch?

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Ugh, You People With Your CONNECTIONS and Your FEELIGNS

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You've Baja Blasted Yourself Right into My Heart, Taco Bell

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They Only Offer That In-Store

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How to Heat Up a Marriage

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How Dwayne Got Rock Hard

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