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You've Baja Blasted Yourself Right into My Heart, Taco Bell

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HELL NO I DON'T SEND MIXED SIGNALS

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We Send Our Regards

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There's a Bit More Paperwork Involved

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Long Enough to Be Annoyed But Not So Long You Thing He's Dead?

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At Least Your Breakup Wasn't THIS Bad

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Your Note Game is Probably Better Than This

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You Know Your Date's Over When the Ground Tries to Swallow Your Car

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So That is What Dental Dams Are Really For, Right?

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How to Heat Up a Marriage

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Get That Side Piece of Cake

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Reply 'Never, Neckbeard' to Stop Receiving Unwanted, Unprofessional Texts

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Ugh, You People With Your CONNECTIONS and Your FEELIGNS

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Anybody Looking for a Free Pet?

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Sue The Pants Off Them ;)

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One Hot Pepperoni

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