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This is What Things Would be Like in a Perfect World

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Knowing the Difference Will Save You a Ton of Drama

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HELL NO I DON'T SEND MIXED SIGNALS

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Ugh, You People With Your CONNECTIONS and Your FEELIGNS

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You're Not Good Enough to Deserve Those Towels

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Anybody Looking for a Free Pet?

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No Thank You, That Game is Too Real

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They Only Offer That In-Store

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You Know Your Date's Over When the Ground Tries to Swallow Your Car

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You've Baja Blasted Yourself Right into My Heart, Taco Bell

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At Least Your Breakup Wasn't THIS Bad

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You Cannot Get Dumped Hard Enough

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So That is What Dental Dams Are Really For, Right?

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Your Note Game is Probably Better Than This

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Gender Equality Means Science Doesn't Excuse Women From Testing Too!

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One Hot Pepperoni

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