true love

It's all in the eyes, Mrs. Snakums.

Object Sexuality (n) - a pronounced emotional and often romantic desire towards developing significant relationships with particular inanimate objects. I hope these couples are very happy together, and that the human-amusement park ride fusion children one day take over the Earth.

Give it twenty or so years of marriage.

Someone didn't raise these kids right.

Although I guess if one person doesn't provide all three of those things for you, you could just have three people who provide one thing each, right?