true love

Kitty love is pure, even if their litter box isn't.

We've been going nonstop with these Valentine's Day fails today, so we figured we had to put up at least one feel-good thing today. This supercut of movie romance should give you all the warm fuzzies, even if it is scripted.

Although I guess if one person doesn't provide all three of those things for you, you could just have three people who provide one thing each, right?

Seattleite Babylonia Aivaz (yep, that's her real name) declared her undying love for and married a warehouse scheduled for demolition as a gentrification protest. She says her "heart is tied to this warehouse," and specified that since the warehouse is female (well obviously) it's a gay marriage. However, the building is slated to be completely demolished by mid-February, so she could just be a gold digger.

As strange as this story is, people

Part 2 starts at 1:54.

It's all in the eyes, Mrs. Snakums.