true love

Seattleite Babylonia Aivaz (yep, that's her real name) declared her undying love for and married a warehouse scheduled for demolition as a gentrification protest. She says her "heart is tied to this warehouse," and specified that since the warehouse is female (well obviously) it's a gay marriage. However, the building is slated to be completely demolished by mid-February, so she could just be a gold digger.

As strange as this story is, people

Someone didn't raise these kids right.

We've been going nonstop with these Valentine's Day fails today, so we figured we had to put up at least one feel-good thing today. This supercut of movie romance should give you all the warm fuzzies, even if it is scripted.

You know your girlfriend loves you when.... wait, did i say love?

Object Sexuality (n) - a pronounced emotional and often romantic desire towards developing significant relationships with particular inanimate objects. I hope these couples are very happy together, and that the human-amusement park ride fusion children one day take over the Earth.