Via Simple Pickup
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Nick clearly failed to grasp the unspoken, yet assumed etiquette of navigating the crazy world of Tinder: don't rapid fire unanswered messages, don't be a cankerous dickhead of a douchecanoe to matches that 'just aren't feeling you', and don't be a racist. Fail to abide by those reasonable commandments, and you leave yourself vulnerable to being the next fella to fall prey to social media-driven condemnation on good 'ol venting outlets like Imgur and Facebook.
I get it, I get it: shocker right? Bro with affinity for trolling and Imgur fame breaks out the fake male model Tinder account, and manages to get away with being a bane of the earth, insensitive, sex-crazed, depraved simeon. Do really really ridiculous good looking people just get away with being, well, shittier people, or what? Obviously the results from this dude's 'social experiment' have been skewed and framed in such a way that highlights the more ridiculous encounters for the sake of those self-serving upvotes, but it still makes you wonder. Or wait, does it.
Via MYA
Cosmetic surgery group MYA conducted an experiement using this woman's image to create two fake Tinder profiles. The profiles were identical except for two things, the researchers digitally enhanced "Carla's" cleavage in one profile to see if it would get a different response. Each profile swiped right on 1000 men. 
via MYA
The larger busted Carla got 34% more matches. They also got different interactions from the men she matched with.
Men seemed more interested in getting to know "A-cup Carla"
via MYA
The more voluptious Carla got many more comments on her appearance. 
via MYA
The researchers concluded that going up one cup size would boost attractiveness to men by 9%. Keep in mind that this experiment was run by a cosmetic surgery group.
Even MYA itself warns that, "while this was a fun experiment, it’s important that if you’re seriously considering breast enlargement that you do so for your own body confidence and personal choice, not to please the opposite sex."
These grim tales expose the risks and perils of dating apps. It's a wonder these people got matched with in the first place. Hopefully these traumatized souls that share their stories, have recovered by now.
Well that escalated alarmingly quickly. Just goes to show that crazy wears all kinds of faces, and the devil is in the (bio) details. Suffice to say our troll of the hour learned his lesson, and managed to have some fun in the process.
Via Perez Hilton
RAWR, those Olympic bodies!
Rio athletes have been allocated 450,000 condoms, and it seems they intend to use them all.
Tinder use has been up, with an increase in matches of 129% in the Olympic Village over the weekend.
But with bodies like these...
...all we can be is jealous.
Read the full AP article here.
