tinder

Wit is something of an indispensable gift when it comes to mastering one's Tinder game, and this guy definitely excels at his craft.

Good 'ol Tinder, never failing to keep things nice and raunchy. The most predictable part of the app is that at least someone's going to walk away from it vaguely uncomfortable. You never know who's lurking behind that next right swipe. 

Did you know people get to hangout with tigers? And, while they're hanging out with said tigers they take Tinder profile pics? This is infuriating. How are they getting to hangout with tigers?! They can't all work at zoos. Or maybe they do, but a lot of these humans don't seem to be of the zoological bent, but what do I know. I am not hanging out with tigers all day, so I don't know what sort of humans tigers like to hangout with. Either way I need to figure out how to hangout with some tigers.

Hold onto your seats, folks, because this is easily one of the more twisted tales of immoral depravity I've encountered in a long while. That or we're dealing with a storyteller who has a dark imagination on par with the horror-inclined Stephen Kinglike brains of the world. 

At the very least they're best friends now. 

Her profile comes across as nothing short of alarmingly specific. This is NOT the one you swipe right on...