tinder

Are these people trying to be forever alone?

At a certain point you just gotta cut your losses and give up on your initial pick-up strategy broheme. This guy is a prime example of a clueless dude blinded by the imagined brilliance of fruit-themed puns that only serve to earn him the stone cold shoulder from what could've been a perfectly decent match.

Ah Tinder (see here for another ridiculous batch), a true beacon to the shamelessly flirty and perverse souls that have an uncanny knack for making things supremely awkward right off the bat. 

Some individuals are actually adept at coming up with original pickup lines that actually work! Who would've thought. But they do not make up for the endless reams of attempts that are just embarrassingly bad flirting attempts

It's a low stakes game, so why not have a little fun? Besides, every girl loves a guy who can make her laugh!

At least these individuals aren't doing any false advertising. 

Funny and attractive? That's a winning combo for today's fast-dating landscape. It seems that dating today relies on the ability to think of (or look up) witty puns quickly, so if you don't have your A game with words, forget about it. Here are some conversations from Tinder peeps who know how to sling a word or two, and some of these are actually really impressive. I wonder if they got a reward from the person they were chatting up...

Tinder conversations and profiles that will destroy any thread of hope you had about online dating. 

Comedian Jenn Welch's father passed away recently, so she took the opportunity to take to Tinder and create a 'Dead Dad Tinder' account. Heal pain through laughter or something like that right? We don't want to take away from the sheer grimness of her loss, but big ups to Welch for shining some comedic light on a period of her life that might otherwise have been given over to full on grieving. 

Despite the app's almost prideful, continuous ridiculousness when it comes to bios, bots, and terribly punny/cheesy conversation; it still plays host to some unimaginably attractive women. Yes, women that'd seem to be using the app to cut out the bullshit, and shortcut straight to that wonderful animalistic desire that aggressively occupies us all (almost all the time)...SEX. These profiles were particularly shameless.