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One day you're swiping, then the next day you find yourself in someone's personal game show. If you didn't have trust issues before, then go ahead and develop some while reading about this woman's massive and meticulously planned dating stunt.

So this guy knows that he's bad at cooking, absolutely hates cooking, but still insists on secretly adding stuff? That's some weird junk, man. It's like having a narcissistic spicy-salt gremlin lurking in your house. In terms of cooking themed childishness it's a little bit like this picky eater husband who demanded fancier meals.

Why is it so easy to notice dating mistakes when you're not the one making them? It's like this guy makes every wrong turn you could think of. The self-importance on this dude is absolutely majestic. In case you aren't familiar with this planet, this is not the first time dudes have made mistakes on dates.

Harvey's Supermarket in Albany, Ga. ended up being the unexpected, though perfect setting for two lovebirds to tie the knot. Mary and Larry Tinson reunited at Harvey's Supermarket where they originally met four years ago on Thanksgiving when they were looking for last-minute recipe additions, to get married. Congrats to these two!

Two days ago, Twitter user @vickto_willy shared videos of her climbing into the trunk of her cheating boyfriend's car (all while he is driving with his side-girl) and the Internet demanded answers.

Now, she's responded by sharing her insane story, so crazy it might become a close rival to Zola's Florida adventure.

Grab your popcorn and follow along. This one's a real doozy.

If you're lookin' for a date, a random help chat is probably NOT the place to go.