Why is it so easy to notice dating mistakes when you're not the one making them? It's like this guy makes every wrong turn you could think of. The self-importance on this dude is absolutely majestic. In case you aren't familiar with this planet, this is not the first time dudes have made mistakes on dates.
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"I'm getting married this week! To the most fantastic, adorable, and nerdy girl on the planet. This is our love story in 73 seconds."
