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I'm fairly confident it could be last call at your nearest college bar that has a notorious reputation for over-serving Fratastic boozehounds to the point of adult-diaper-not optional-inebriation, and you still wouldn't witness these pick up lines being slurred and lobbed around the bar at the nearest face. That being said, can honestly say I was pleasantly blown away by the sheer ridiculousness of these Tinderized openers. If only we had the follow ups. Like some of the worst pickup lines bar none. That might be something.

But if you aren't cringing just yet, these insane Tinder lines will have you face-palming yourself into a concussion.

Hopefully you or anyone else you know never has to use this! 

Get your mind out of the gutter, unless, that's exactly where it's supposed to be.

This is plain old terrible. We can only hope this is some sickening joke group taken out of context; otherwise, this is about as bad as it gets. 

This "relationship goals" video is anything but goals. Naturally, people on Twitter were ready to step up and roast the mess to oblivion. Thank goodness. Relationship seems like it might be just a little off...

She had this coming! The boyfriend went ahead and skipped all stages of his grief, to get right down to pure and sweet revenge. 

This list is for all the hopeless, frustrated romantics out there that either think their dating life is shit, or feel bad about being forever alone (which is fucking awesome by the way..).

This bold romantic's wholesome proposal could've been better timed. Wait for the end of the race, maybe? Well, love can blind a man after all. His heart was in the right place, so that counts for something.