social media

We can't even imagine the thought process that led to the creation of this insanity.

You would think that at SOME point during the construction of this essay he'd stop and ask himself one of the following questions: "Is this a good idea?" "Should I be posting this to social media for EVERYONE I KNOW to see?"

What makes this even more INSANE is the fact that after his post was ignored he proceeded to tag ALL of his female friends in comments below.

This is a truly legendary social media freakout. 

This is plain old terrible. We can only hope this is some sickening joke group taken out of context; otherwise, this is about as bad as it gets. 

This "relationship goals" video is anything but goals. Naturally, people on Twitter were ready to step up and roast the mess to oblivion. Thank goodness. Relationship seems like it might be just a little off...

Despite the app's almost prideful, continuous ridiculousness when it comes to bios, bots, and terribly punny/cheesy conversation; it still plays host to some unimaginably attractive women. Yes, women that'd seem to be using the app to cut out the bullshit, and shortcut straight to that wonderful animalistic desire that aggressively occupies us all (almost all the time)...SEX. These profiles were particularly shameless. 

 Enough cringe in these to bring tears to your eyes...

This busy video gamer lived to regret putting his trust in his buddy. Turns out friends can be devious bastards, ready to crush your chances (or whatever that was), with an obnoxiously overdeveloped vocab. Don't think this guy will be taking home, Wingman of the Year, anytime soon. 

These fine and mighty and depraved Tinderellas all but stepped on 'dating app' ceremony, and instead opted for shameless, sexualized-displays of self-promotion. Are some of these borderline insane, and giving off the distinct whiff of potential sex addiction? Suure. Are they also dually awesomely transparent? Absolutely, and there's no doubt they're the kind of profiles that didn't rake in a truckload of right swipes... Tinder really is full of surprises. You never know what you'll find. 

Kieron Cameron, an eighteen-year-old from Scotland clearly felt bad or something after he went out and had a night on the town...without his girlfriend. Cameron went on to try and ask his girlfriend if she was mad at him, except he did so with every single app on his phone. Oh boy. Here we go.

Hopefully you or anyone else you know never has to use this!