social media

If these mouth vomit-inducing couples all drunk off the 'awesomeness' of their knee-buckling, transcendental love affairs are any indication of what we can come to expect in the way of 'dating social media etiquette' then give me a life of sweet solitude, on the fly.

Despite the app's almost prideful, continuous ridiculousness when it comes to bios, bots, and terribly punny/cheesy conversation; it still plays host to some unimaginably attractive women. Yes, women that'd seem to be using the app to cut out the bullshit, and shortcut straight to that wonderful animalistic desire that aggressively occupies us all (almost all the time)...SEX. These profiles were particularly shameless. 

Yet again the wildly thirsty denizens of that crazy little thing called Tinder are here to remind us, the climate of modern day dating is dense with outlandishly thirsty, if not occasionally witty souls. These conversation moments in particular stuck out as memorable, and it shouldn't be any question as to why. 

The moron who was clearly blinded by his own ego walked himself into that shitstorm. Criminally dumb criminal comes to mind right off the bat. 

Are these people trying to be forever alone?

I'm fairly confident it could be last call at your nearest college bar that has a notorious reputation for over-serving Fratastic boozehounds to the point of adult-diaper-not optional-inebriation, and you still wouldn't witness these pick up lines being slurred and lobbed around the bar at the nearest face. That being said, can honestly say I was pleasantly blown away by the sheer ridiculousness of these Tinderized openers. If only we had the follow ups. Like some of the worst pickup lines bar none. That might be something.

But if you aren't cringing just yet, these insane Tinder lines will have you face-palming yourself into a concussion.

These fine and mighty and depraved Tinderellas all but stepped on 'dating app' ceremony, and instead opted for shameless, sexualized-displays of self-promotion. Are some of these borderline insane, and giving off the distinct whiff of potential sex addiction? Suure. Are they also dually awesomely transparent? Absolutely, and there's no doubt they're the kind of profiles that didn't rake in a truckload of right swipes...

Shoutout to the dudes over TFM for sharing this particularly cringe-inducing bath of modern day Tinderized dating moments. 

Kieron Cameron, an eighteen-year-old from Scotland clearly felt bad or something after he went out and had a night on the town...without his girlfriend. Cameron went on to try and ask his girlfriend if she was mad at him, except he did so with every single app on his phone. Oh boy. Here we go.