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Are these people trying to be forever alone?

This list is for all the hopeless, frustrated romantics out there that either think their dating life is shit, or feel bad about being forever alone (which is fucking awesome by the way..).

I'm fairly confident it could be last call at your nearest college bar that has a notorious reputation for over-serving Fratastic boozehounds to the point of adult-diaper-not optional-inebriation, and you still wouldn't witness these pick up lines being slurred and lobbed around the bar at the nearest face. That being said, can honestly say I was pleasantly blown away by the sheer ridiculousness of these Tinderized openers. If only we had the follow ups. Like some of the worst pickup lines bar none. That might be something.

But if you aren't cringing just yet, these insane Tinder lines will have you face-palming yourself into a concussion.

I'll be the first to say that I'm as weary as the rest of you when it comes to the latest assemblage of funny, strange, cringe-packed modern (so...Tinder) dating moments. More often than not, we're left scratching our heads, legitamately discouraged or confused with the current state of dating affairs as a millennial. Are we devolving when it comes to dating, or are these convos and wildly creative profiles natural symptoms of progress? Probably a bit of both.

If you guys ever encounter any remarkably twisted Tinderers (we'll pretend that's a word for the meanwhile), and you're down to share your convo/profile please submit 'dem screenshots over here! We're always game to credit and feature community submissions. 

Instant karma came to COLLECT on this idiot. 

The moron who was clearly blinded by his own ego walked himself into that shitstorm. Criminally dumb criminal comes to mind right off the bat. 

This busy video gamer lived to regret putting his trust in his buddy. Turns out friends can be devious bastards, ready to crush your chances (or whatever that was), with an obnoxiously overdeveloped vocab. Don't think this guy will be taking home, Wingman of the Year, anytime soon. 

We can't even imagine the thought process that led to the creation of this insanity.

You would think that at SOME point during the construction of this essay he'd stop and ask himself one of the following questions: "Is this a good idea?" "Should I be posting this to social media for EVERYONE I KNOW to see?"

What makes this even more INSANE is the fact that after his post was ignored he proceeded to tag ALL of his female friends in comments below.

This is a truly legendary social media freakout. 

Yet again the wildly thirsty denizens of that crazy little thing called Tinder are here to remind us, the climate of modern day dating is dense with outlandishly thirsty, if not occasionally witty souls. These conversation moments in particular stuck out as memorable, and it shouldn't be any question as to why.