sexy times

Hopa! It's sexy times. Time to spice it up and get fiery and naughty. Don't let that passion get snuffed out and make sure you look at these hilarious jokes and puns all to do with whoopie.

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It's exactly what you think it is.

The 4000 word short story is about the "smartwatch prototype that mysteriously arrives at the door" of one Christie Aackerlund. Finally, someone who had the creative chutzpah to ask "how does a watch pork a real live human being?"

As the author lists on their Amazon page, however, the story is "only for super mature people who can handle it." 

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30 Memes About Sex and the Struggles of Relationships

Ahh relationships, the tumultuous roller-coaster ride of joy and despair that comes with sharing your life with another person. There might be some low points, but the good always ends up outweighing the bed. I mean bad. Not the bed, the bad. Outweighing the bad. That is what I meant. Whatever, here are your memes:

And for those found wanting more relationship memes:


Relationship memes that embrace the good as well as the bad.| Woman - Her: Are sure are going right way yea, just taking small shortcut @dudecomedy
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