rage comic

It's puberty. The girls were probably just as confused as you were. They were probably wondering why you carried carrots around in your pocket.

Wow, that fish grew hair and a beard really fast.

It doesn't matter what you do in the stall, as long as you come out smelling like a rose.

Men: If you're not sleeping with them, you're automatically a selfish bitch to them.

...so I guess that means you'd get five or six sandwiches at a time?