rage comic

I would do that every time if I were in a position to select and sell condoms to people. Especially to nervous-looking teenagers.

"No," she replied with a smile. "I peed." Then they got married and lived happily ever after, until one day when he walked in to find her pooping instead of peeing. There was a messy divorce and an embittering, soul-deadening custody battle. The end.

Many girls might love it if their boyfriends acted more stereotypically gay, but only to a very certain point.