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Via Fox 5
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Four teenage boys in Milton, Georgia were arrested by police and found in possession of a stolen goat. One of them explained that he was planning on photographing the goat so that he could use the image as a prop when asking a girl, "Would you goat with me to prom?" according to police.

The goat is safe at home and unharmed.

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Looks like you're firmly entrenched, buddy. Best of luck to you.

Via Ty Myers
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Kids these days just do the damndest things, man. I thought it was an elaborate ploy to spell a chick's name out in a cake, intentionally humilate oneself on a stage with a bare-chested proclamation/question; but no, we had to break through the ceiling and head for heights better left unexplored...Big ups, bro. Big ups. 

Craigslist ad of a turtle for sale that someone wrote PROM? on in order to ask a girl out but it didn't work.
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If anyone goes to buy this turtle off Craigslist, be sure those crushed dreams are included as listed.