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From: Cracked
I figured any profile with photos of a beautiful woman would get a few messages from men whose boners were willing to overlook her personality. The captions on her photos were just as draped in red flags as her profile was, so there's no way they were totally clueless as to how awful she is, but sure, I figured, maybe she'd get a couple of messages a day from people with especially low reading comprehension.
She got 150 messages in 24 hours.
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Whoever made the photoshop tool that lets you move your chest hair to your head should be shot.
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The first rule of creating a dating site profile is always to highlight your most desirable attributes.
