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"My friend asked me to put together his dating profile for him. I hid sloth faces in all of the pictures." Setting up a dating profile is the most strenuous task there is when it comes to online dating. Once the profile is set up, it's all smooth sailing from there. So, this dude decided to hand over responsibility to his trustworthy friend. According to the comments, neither his friend or his potential dates have yet to notice the additions...
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Whoever made the photoshop tool that lets you move your chest hair to your head should be shot.
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From: Cracked
I figured any profile with photos of a beautiful woman would get a few messages from men whose boners were willing to overlook her personality. The captions on her photos were just as draped in red flags as her profile was, so there's no way they were totally clueless as to how awful she is, but sure, I figured, maybe she'd get a couple of messages a day from people with especially low reading comprehension.
She got 150 messages in 24 hours.
