pickup lines

These people clearly have no idea how to flirt, and im unsure of their capability to produce intelligible human speech. Anyways these people clearly need to take a look at some of our dumb pick up lines that are so odd they might actually bring you the success you clearly lack with your own faculties and creativity. Or simply bow to the inevitability that you are one day going to be on a list like this of the most absurd pick up lines that have no business being written or spoken.

We can always count on Tinder for the cheesy pickup lines, the spicy wordplay, and the bold and unfiltered banter. It's a place where the world's hopeless romantics and spicy silvertongues collide to exchange pleasantries, or get in genuine verbal squabbles. Sometimes though, all the odds are defied, and people somehow end up walking away from the "successfully paired right swipe" with an actual date set up. 

It's a wide weird world of casual dating out there. Almost nobody's happy and genuine connections are rare but that doesn't stop these Tinder Astronauts from blasting into each others lives. If you wanna see some strange and disturbing profiles, then check these out.