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20 Impressively Crazy Tinder Pickup Lines That You'd Never See Used In Person

I'm fairly confident it could be last call at your nearest college bar that has a notorious reputation for over-serving Fratastic boozehounds to the point of adult-diaper-not optional-inebriation, and you still wouldn't witness these pick up lines being slurred and lobbed around the bar at the nearest face. That being said, can honestly say I was pleasantly blown away by the sheer ridiculousness of these Tinderized openers. If only we had the follow ups. Like some of the worst pickup lines bar none. That might be something.

But if you aren't cringing just yet, these insane Tinder lines will have you face-palming yourself into a concussion.

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Doodles Are the New Pickup Lines

Matt Christiansen has created a tumblr to his new method of giving his number to "pretty girls." He writes them a little note, draws a little doodle and then tells them, "you dropped this."

I imagine he scampers away happily as the pretty girl reads it, but who knows.


I think his work speaks for itself.

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