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Nothing Sexier Than an Ostrich, Am I Right?

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Pickup Artist Battle

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I Need to Buy Those Tapes

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You're Not Gonna Catch 'Em All but These Pick-Up Lines Are a Good Start

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That Could Have Gone Better

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Doodles Are the New Pickup Lines

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And That's How You Smooth Talk the Ladies

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The Truth Hurts

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She's Got the RIght Amount of Junk

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Damn, Spock's Got Game

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This Dude's Pokémon GO Puns Deserve All the Gym Badges

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Olive Garden? When You're There, You're Family

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