Via Brown Cardigan
online dating
Via Death and Taxes
After four days as a male dog, I had 206 matches—154 guys and 52 girls. Not bad for a dog with no job or interests.
I switched Hero to a female dog, looking for men and women. Even though it was only 9am on a weekday morning, I was immediately barraged with responses. After roughly two hours—during which my phone vibrated almost nonstop with notifications—I had 300 male matches, and one female match.
That's what you get when you stay inside your pineapple under the sea all day.
