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According to this Very Scientific and Completely Robust Study*, this is a chart ranking the average size of... uh... dude parts in the United States. High fives to the Dakotas, maybe there's something to those flyover states after all...

*Note: Study based on the frequency of online purchases of plus-sized condoms. So, you know, that doesn't really mean anything.

It was only a matter of time before wearable technology moved from people's heads and wrists and ventured downstairs. British adult retailer Bondara is leading the charge, showing off a prototype activity tracker and sex toy that goes on the gentleman's region. The SexFit is a ring that sits at the base of the penis, trapping blood for better, uh, erections, but also packs an accelerometer and Bluetooth module. That way, your in-and-out statistics will be shared with a companion app on a smartphone that'll tell you your thrust per minute and even the calories you've burned. Oh, and you can even share those figures with your shocked friends on social media.