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Weeks after President François Hollande's affair with an actress was revealed, a Europe-wide survey has shown the French are the continent's worst philanderers, while British are the least likely to cheat

TFW both dad and the news anchor have no idea why a young lad might need hand lotion in a snowstorm. 

Via NY Post:

Fan Lung, a dad of five, sealed his fate when he decided to use his wife's cellphone to send his secret lover a hot and heavy email, Central European News reports.

The 32-year-old forgot to log out of his account after the message was sent, which is how his 21-year-old wife, Feng — who is now under arrest for grievous bodily harm — came across the saucy exchange and snapped.

The jilted wife went berserk, grabbed a pair of scissors, stormed into their bedroom and cut off his penis while he was sleeping.

Lung was rushed to the hospital, where doctors were able to save the appendage and sew it back on. But Feng was able to sneak into the recovery room, where she chopped his penis off a second time and threw it out the window, according to CEN.

Seattleite Babylonia Aivaz (yep, that's her real name) declared her undying love for and married a warehouse scheduled for demolition as a gentrification protest. She says her "heart is tied to this warehouse," and specified that since the warehouse is female (well obviously) it's a gay marriage. However, the building is slated to be completely demolished by mid-February, so she could just be a gold digger.

As strange as this story is, people

An Illinois woman is now in prison on $75,000 bail for drug possesion and battery. She was with her boyfriend at a burrito restaurant at the time when she decided to meet him in the bathroom and began taking off her clothes. When her boyfriend rejected her advances she “became upset and struck Matthew’s head off the wall while he was utilizing the restroom,” as reported from the police report by The Smoking Gun. She was found to be very intoxicated and carrying prescription drugs that did not belong to her.