Just when I thought I'd seen it all with dating apps, this shit comes to fruition: a dating service intended for likeminded, single Trump supporters ready to swipe right on making dating great again. At least we've a venue that can act as a beacon for the lost, single souls out there bonded through their shared respect, potential adoration for the tangerine-skinned, golden-haired Prez Elect---DJ Trump. "What are your thoughts on the Wall?" Solid conversation starter material right there.
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By youngdeadly (Via www.stuff.co.nz)
In what kind of "sex adventure" do the participants not see each other's genitals? Are you sure the mask was on his face?
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Via The Daily Dot
A mother in India recently placed a matrimonial ad in the paper for her adult, gay son. It might seem like it would only be a little embarassing for 36 year old activist Harish Iyer to have his mom get involved in his lovelife but it's actually groundbreaking. It is thought to be the first same-sex dating ad placed in an Indian newspaper. In fact many papers refused to publish it.
Iyer told the Times of India that they've gotten a few responses so far but he plans on taking his time to decide on the right man.
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Via Urpoxx
After making this joke at adult video star Lisa Ann's expense, the lady was kind enough to take him out to the AVN Awards (it's like the Fapping Oscars, but with more awards given for butt stuff than heartbreaking tales of human cruelty in the antebellum south). Well, good on him I guess?
Well well, would you look at that? What a time to be alive huh? Honestly, surprised it took this long for headlines involving sex robot brothels to jump across our news feeds, but here we are. The Spanish company (sex robot brothel) in question, LumiDolls was recently quoted saying they're eagerly trying to expand their operations over to the UK soon as they can lock down an investor. The spokesperson for LumiDoll went on to say, "With LumiDolls, customers can perform any of their sexual fantasies they do not dare to do with a woman. This allows them to fulfill their wildest fantasies that maybe with other people they can not, maybe they have some physical complex that does not allow them to be comfortable with a person, and with a doll it makes them much easier.
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Cars driven by jealous lovers: the leading cause of Florida property damage (hurricanes are a close second). When Schyvonne Whitaker saw her boyfriend talking to another woman sitting in her Pontiac G6, she immediately gave chase in her Suzuki XL7 SUV. Both cars ended up running off the road, and smashing side-by-side through a house.
Bonus: Whitaker's license had 24 active suspensions on it, and her rap sheet included aggravated motor vehicle battery, aggravated motor vehicle assault, three years in jail, and providing false identification when she tried to conceal her record by misspelling her name (is there a correct way to spell that name?).
Via Metro
Identified only as Mr Huang, the liquor maker was unable to keep up the illegal practice after customers noticed the unusual side-effect of drinking the spirits, which were marketed as 'nutritional healthy liquor', according to China News Agency.
Huang, who founded Nine Springs Ecological Agriculture Development Company in Hubei province, was said to have purchased 1kg of Sildenafil – marketed as Viagra and Revatio – on the internet in January and added it to his alcoholic beverages without mentioning it on the label.
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