After making this joke at adult video star Lisa Ann's expense, the lady was kind enough to take him out to the AVN Awards (it's like the Fapping Oscars, but with more awards given for butt stuff than heartbreaking tales of human cruelty in the antebellum south). Well, good on him I guess?
Japan has done it again! Now you can watch guys try to keep their cool while getting a handy, all while trying to stay in key. The Japanese truly have their finger (and possibly their whole hand) on the throbbing pulse of television.
Just in case you're curious, here's the video:
The most recent exciting addition to the Warner Bros. Studio Tour London calendar is a three course Valentine's Day meal plated and served within Hogwarts Great Hall, which is also set to include a hearty supply of Butterbeer, a tour of the studio, and a free wand.
Tickets go on sale this Wednesday for our first ever #ValentinesInTheGreatHall event! ❤ https://t.co/pG9zwP2jeX pic.twitter.com/F6uag0szmQ
— WB Tour London (@wbtourlondon) January 11, 2016
Perhaps the biggest catch here is this meal's about to wipe out your account at Gringotts Wizarding Bank.
But hey, you could always hit up Harry Potter for a friendly loan, right?
No really though, the whole show costs £247.50 ($357) per person, or £495 ($714) for two people.
Look closely and you'll see the pained eyes of a young lad who just had his dignity demolished, ego eradicated, and manhood quite literally assailed. The fact that this interaction takes place on live TV, no less, is beyond comprehension. Are the Aussies hurting that bad for new show ideas? I mean for real. What the f*ck are they smoking down unda, and can I have some?
This photo was taken by passing photographer, Saber Miresmailli, who then took to the internet to find the lovely couple. Responses have been tremendous and a Twitter user came forward claiming to know the couple. The photographer then made a statement on his Facebook page saying that, until they come home from their honeymoon and claim the picture, their identities are unconfirmed.
Finally, they have returned from their honeymoon and even did an interview with ITV News London. They say they were shocked at the attention they got and basically agree that it's a very nice picture.
Identified only as Mr Huang, the liquor maker was unable to keep up the illegal practice after customers noticed the unusual side-effect of drinking the spirits, which were marketed as 'nutritional healthy liquor', according to China News Agency.
Huang, who founded Nine Springs Ecological Agriculture Development Company in Hubei province, was said to have purchased 1kg of Sildenafil – marketed as Viagra and Revatio – on the internet in January and added it to his alcoholic beverages without mentioning it on the label.
