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This photo was taken by passing photographer, Saber Miresmailli, who then took to the internet to find the lovely couple.  Responses have been tremendous and a Twitter user came forward claiming to know the couple.  The photographer then made a statement on his Facebook page saying that, until they come home from their honeymoon and claim the picture, their identities are unconfirmed. 

Finally, they have returned from their honeymoon and even did an interview with ITV News London.  They say they were shocked at the attention they got and basically agree that it's a very nice picture. 

Cars driven by jealous lovers: the leading cause of Florida property damage (hurricanes are a close second). When Schyvonne Whitaker saw her boyfriend talking to another woman sitting in her Pontiac G6, she immediately gave chase in her Suzuki XL7 SUV. Both cars ended up running off the road, and smashing side-by-side through a house.

Bonus: Whitaker's license had 24 active suspensions on it, and her rap sheet included aggravated motor vehicle battery, aggravated motor vehicle assault, three years in jail, and providing false identification when she tried to conceal her record by misspelling her name (is there a correct way to spell that name?).

See more auto carnage at That Will Buff Out!

An Illinois woman is now in prison on $75,000 bail for drug possesion and battery. She was with her boyfriend at a burrito restaurant at the time when she decided to meet him in the bathroom and began taking off her clothes. When her boyfriend rejected her advances she “became upset and struck Matthew’s head off the wall while he was utilizing the restroom,” as reported from the police report by The Smoking Gun. She was found to be very intoxicated and carrying prescription drugs that did not belong to her. 

Maybe she'll adopt herself nine months after her honeymoon...

TFW both dad and the news anchor have no idea why a young lad might need hand lotion in a snowstorm. 

An unidentified Boston couple made an alarming pit stop during their commute on public transit. A passenger snapped this picture of the brazen subway sex act and sent it to the MBTA Transit Police on social media. The Transit Police are attempting to identify and arrest the couple. If they are found, they may be charged with open and gross lewdness which will require them to register as sex offenders and possible serve up to three years in prison. 

You know your story has really hit it big when the brilliant animators in Taiwan get their hands on it. WARNING: This will almost certainly look like something straight out of your most vividly horrific fever dreams.