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All you need is a well-worded speech and she'll be all yours forever.
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Damn did we just reel in one hell of a vengeful tale. In this particularly prankish tale we have the quick-witted Carly Karnatz of East Carolina University putting on an impressive movie-inspired show of trolling. She uses 'Finding Nemo' as her creative inspiration, and it comes together beautifully. Let's just say the poor unsuspecting dude here finds himself sold on the stomach-churning possibility that the girl's brother is being held hostage in a fish tank.
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Or just don't bother watching at all, whatever floats your boat.
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There'd have to be a whole lot less death for it to translate, but the Game of Thrones romantic comedy would be the best thing ever.
50 Shades of Grey is officially a craze. Because only a craze can justify a sex dungeon/birdhouse.
Via The Guardian
A man posting on a Japanese marriage advice forum has said the reason for his wife divorcing him was that he didn't enjoy the Disney film Frozen.
He writes that his wife became obsessed with Frozen after a friend introduced her to it, prompting her to see it at the cinema numerous times. He was eventually cajoled into going along with her, but afterwards said that it was only "OK", and he "didn't really care for it personally".
Perhaps inspired by the self-empowerment message in the film's central anthem Let It Go, the woman then said: "If you can't understand what makes this movie great, there's something wrong with you as a human being!" before saying that she wanted a divorce. He says she now won't talk to him directly, but mediates through their parents.
Sure there are more depressing movies, or movies that will quickly "de-sexify" the snugglefest on the couch, but this isn't about that. The following movies should be avoided due to the INSANELY UNREALISTIC LOVE SITUATIONS they depict and that your relationship will NEVER EVER LIVE UP TO. Not ever, sorry, you'll never be that smooth (both with your words and your body hair). And, due to the fact you're watching a movie on the couch together, I doubt you have to fight the world to prove your love.
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If you think "The Notebook" sets your girlfriend's expectations too high, just try seeing "Drive." Soon she'll expect you to take down at least two heads of organized crime before she'll even think to consider the possibility that you're really committed. Damn you, Ryan Gosling!
Oh well, if her expectations are that high you can always date a sex doll instead like Lars from "Lars and the Real Girl." Thank you, Ryan Gosling!
