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5 Movies to Avoid Watching on Valentine's Day

Sure there are more depressing movies, or movies that will quickly "de-sexify" the snugglefest on the couch, but this isn't about that. The following movies should be avoided due to the INSANELY UNREALISTIC LOVE SITUATIONS they depict and that your relationship will NEVER EVER LIVE UP TO. Not ever, sorry, you'll never be that smooth (both with your words and your body hair). And, due to the fact you're watching a movie on the couch together, I doubt you have to fight the world to prove your love.

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But what fills up the rest of real life? Snappy one-liners? Dance breaks? Panoramic shots of Los Angeles? Sitting vacuously on the couch twiddling our thumbs? INQUIRING MINDS WANT TO KNOW.

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But something is rather wrong. Once her instagram was opened, it became clear this is a viral marketing push for the sci-fi film Ex Machina which was playing at SXSW. 

Just goes to show you not to get your hopes up on Tinder, because some women are pretending to be robots who are advertising their new movie. That's got to be someone's f*tish, right?