love

Well, that seals the deal: we're all getting lucky in one way or another tonight, am I right? The results themselves here are about on par with what you'd expect for the notorious, romantically-inclined, ever-commercialized holiday. People near and far definitely have the hard hearts on for the knee-buckling kind of orgasm that's artificially love-induced. 

Thanks to Tinder's resident love doc, Ms. Jessica Carbino we now have faces behinds the names of folks we can be potentially envious of. Whether you're jealous or not obviously depending upon standards, relationship status, etc, but hey personally speaking here...these people made the leaderboard on the widespread dating game (acclaimed for sexual encounters) that is the Tinder. So cheers to that.