The internet has done far, far more harm than good to the dating pool. Not that I'd even want to know this girl even if the interwebs didn't exist.
The hall of fame - the pinnacle of achievement in whatever sport or activity you might participate in, even Tiddly Winks.
The internet has done far, far more harm than good to the dating pool. Not that I'd even want to know this girl even if the interwebs didn't exist.
The only thing more imaginary than that number is the future of this relationship, amirite?
Seriously, my shoulders are getting really tired.
Couldn't have picked a better time to friend-zone the poor guy.
Sorry Hawkeye, this hug is reserved for super heroes who have their own movie.
Valentine's Day is just around the corner, and romance is in the air. Use lines like this to woo whoever you're sweet on! And when it inevitably backfires on you, send us a video of them dumping you so we can post it here!
You'll have to try your wily advances on someone else, because Moss isn't having it.