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"Is that our relationship?"

"Nope. It's Chuck Testa."

Maybe they should just play up Batman's sensitive, feminine side.

Just because you can't get an STI from a finger doesn't make this okay.

With President Obama's endorsement of gay marriage today, the debate begins anew, with reactions ranging from support by marriage equality activists to totally responsible and not hyperbolic fear-mongering.

Username? I hardly even know her name!

I love repeats!

Oh kitty, you're such a trollop.

It's also why you were in a garage band way back in 7th grade.

In the very unlikely event this is real, this is probably the greatest ad campaign in the history of humanity.

I doubt pansexuals wear pants often, so technically you're right.

Valentine's Day is just around the corner, and romance is in the air. Use lines like this to woo whoever you're sweet on! And when it inevitably backfires on you, send us a video of them dumping you so we can post it here!