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At least he can always regrow his hair to cover up the tattoo if things don't work out.
I need midgets forever, too, but that's because I run a circus.
This busy video gamer lived to regret putting his trust in his buddy. Turns out friends can be devious bastards, ready to crush your chances (or whatever that was), with an obnoxiously overdeveloped vocab. Don't think this guy will be taking home, Wingman of the Year, anytime soon.
Confused? Educate yourself with the original hashtag #MyGirlfriendNotAllowedTo over at Know Your Meme!
